Something to make you laugh out loud:

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VATICAN RESPONSE TO OAKLAND LETTER
Released today:

Vatican officials condemned what they said was a “relentless campaign” to drag Pope Benedict XVI into the sex abuse scandals.

Father Federico Lombardi, the Pope’s spokesman, said: “The Holy See press office does not believe it is necessary to respond to every single document taken out of context regarding particular legal situations. It is not strange that there are single documents which have Cardinal Ratzinger’s signature.”

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HERE IT IS: Mental Reservation:

The future Pope noted that any decision to defrock Stephen Kiesle must take into account the “good of the universal Church” and the “detriment that granting the dispensation can provoke within the community of Christ’s faithful, particularly considering the young age”. Kiesle was 38 at the time.

MENTAL RESERVATION: A Church hierarchy member has to lie in order to protect the "greater good," or "good of the universal church."

RIGHT HERE: IN WRITING!!!

BUSTED!!!!!
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