The Spoof: Pope to Pedophile Priests: Eat More Fish

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(It's a good sign when pedophile priests are in the humor universe, even though the jokes can be tasteless, I mean, look at what happened to us. Taste is long gone out the window. Comedy, to me, is the best way to deal with this particular trauma, like these quotes from The Spoof today:)

Vatican - It appears that Pope Benedict XVI has had an epiphany with regards to the sex scandal that has continued to plague the Catholic Church-lack of fish in a priest's diet can lead to inappropriate sexual behavior toward young men.

The Pope has asked the Vatican physicians to look into the possibility that since priests are no longer officially required to abstain from consuming meat on Fridays, the levels of mercury in their systems from lack of fish has dropped significantly. It is a well-known fact that mercury levels in one's body contributes to high blood pressure and in most cases can only be treated with blood pressure medications that tend to suppress the male sex drive.

With fewer priests consuming fish these days, the mercury levels in these individuals have dropped, alleviating the need for blood pressure medications that typically have the side effect of causing a reduced desire for sex. In addition, the over-consumption of meat leads to more protein in the body. Protein is essential for a healthy sexual drive in...

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Pope to Pedophile Priests: Eat More Fish